EPIC.
Søren Kierkegaard, the first existentialist. Not only did he sass the intellectuals and church of the time, but Kierkegaard also engaged in a major bitchfight with fellow Dane Peder Ludvig Møller and was subsequently cyber-bullied(or rather, the 19th century equivalent) by the satirical newspaper The Corsair and ultimately died from complications from falling from a tree. Rough life.